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Living. Adult content. And looking the other way.
In today’s very demanding professional arena, where women are supposed to keep their vagina as bald as possible in order to climb the corporate ladder, the Bikini Line Genie is the modern woman’s important advantage over her primitive counterparts in the Amazon jungle.
The “Bikini Line Genie” is billed as a protective shield that let’s women shave their vaginas without fear of hurting the most sensitive areas, and prevents loose stubble from entering.
It works by tucking in between the labia majora to cover the more sensitive labia minora and clitoris, while blocking off the vaginal opening so no foreign material may enter.
It comes with illustrated instructions, may be used sitting or standing.
And a doctor, the esteemed Phil Sheridan, has this to say about the Bikini Line Genie:
Finally!!! A product that is specifically designed to be used in a woman’s personal care!
Having a well-respected doctor say “Finally!!!” complete with three hysterical exclamation marks is more than enough proof that this product is so amazing that habitually grave people lose their composure!!!
Never again will you walk the streets with a bushy beaver. With this product, you can now proudly face the world with a clean-shaven vagina, anytime, anywhere.
This Is What Happens With Every Man When They find Themselves Standing Beside Jessica Biel.
In India, they use Jessica Biel’s breasts to charm a snake, so you’ll understand that even some big shot like P Diddy could fall under that same spell. It’s such an easy trick.
