Excuse Me, Is this your Penis?
November 22nd, 2006 November 22nd, 2006 Posted in SexualityNo Comments
A man in South Africa found a severed penis on the road and he didn’t eat it — because he thought it was his. When he was sure he wasn’t missing any vital appendage, he called up the police. Now, there’s a massive manhunt (no pun intended) for the esteemed gentleman who formerly owned the said penis.
The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.
Initial police investigations around the neighbourhood – which we imagine involved knocking on people’s doors and asking ‘ have you lost your penis?’ – proved unsuccessful.
Pause for a minute and check if your dick is still there. If not, run to your nearest South African police station so that you can be immediately reconciled with your little beloved body part, which the police assure is being safely stored away from the hungry African kids that were giving it the glad eye.
