What in the name of Jebus is wrong with Washingtonians? News of some Washington residents having sex with animals have been proliferating on the interweb lately. First there was the man who died from having sex with a horse. Apparently, his innards got punctured because of the horse’s deep thrusts. This is sick. Have you seen the size of a horse’s cock? It’s HUGE! I’m not surprised if his insides were skewered. Now there are two new reports of zoophilia from this state.

McPhail’s wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff’s office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers