Sep
14

Warrior-class Humans Avenge Steve Irwin’s Death, Launch War Against Stingrays

Filed Under (Current Affairs) by cpyrexia on 14-09-2006

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Sick of the weeks-long oppression of stingrays over humanity, which began with the “tail-in-cheek” killing of Steve Irwin off the coast of Australia, some very bold human beings (fine, fearless warriors, I presume) have begun a guerilla onslaught against the evil stingray oppressors.

And if these carcasses with lopped-off tails indicate anything, it’s that the score seems to be:

Humans: 10

Stingrays: 1

You can also participate in this “all-out war” by playing as Terri Irwin doing a Rambo — a must-do for angry fans and a lot cheaper than therapy.



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