Kimveer Gill thinks that the gun is the great equalizer. I think not. It’s porn. It doesn’t matter if you live in a super power country or a third world one, the entire human race is composed of horny bastards.

Eonsex, the world’s largest adult search engine, dug up its log and posted the top adult searches of every country connected to the internet. Here’s our country’s results:

Philippines
1. silvia saint
2. bukkake
3. 99bb
4. czech ashley robbins
5. boob exam
6. classic porn
7. evelyn lory
8. throat fuck
9. fitness models
10. fuck her throat

What the hell is 99bb? Breast size?

Brier Dudley of the Seattle Times revealed yesterday that Microsoft is developing a digital-media player to compete with Apple’s iPod.

What’s being developed is actually a complete line of Xbox-branded digital-media products, including a device that plays media, a software media player and an online media service.

The project, or at least part of it, is referred to internally at Microsoft by the code name Argo — a reference to the huge warship used by the hero Jason in Greek mythology.

Argo is being developed within the Xbox group under the leadership of Xbox co-founder J Allard. His team includes people who previously worked on MSN Music, an online music service that had a promising debut in 2004 but fell victim to Microsoft’s dithering over its music strategy.

Oh, Bill, you clever bad-ass. I know your plan, which has already been dubbed “Xboy” by Joystiq. You’re going to release an entire family of X-somethings, aren’t you? Xgirl, Xcousin, Xgirlfriend, Xfags, X-Malcolm. You’re building a breed of these devices that can only be called “Xs of the Corn,” or something that eats people’s brains in a way iPod could not.

Ben Heckendorn eviscerated an innocent-looking Xbox 360 and subjected the poor thing
to a life-changing Hallmark-card moment. Now, said gaming console lives
the rest of its adrenaline-pumping existence as a laptop after Ben
plugged in a 17-inch display, ultra-thin keyboard, and water-CPU
cooler. There’s no mention if Ben also gave it some dragon tattoos and
nipple rings. It would have been smashing.

viaPortaGame 

All day long,
I thought about you.

Even when I tried not
to think about you,
I thought about you.

When I closed my eyes,
I thought about you.

When I opened my eyes,
I thought about you.

When I thought about
the beauty of the today,
I thought about you.

When I thought about the
warmth of the upcoming sun,
I thought about you.

When I heard a love song
on the radio,
I thought about you.

When I checked my email,
I thought about you.

Even when I said goodnight
to the stars,
I thought about you.

And when I slipped beneath
the softness of my blanket
and gave in to the bliss
of sweet dreams,
I thought about you.

I just can’t stop
thinking about you.

It seems former child stars are one by one baring their skin, starting with Camille Pratts and followed-up deliciously by Angelica Panganiban. No, I’m not complaining. It’s actually very good “diversion” for bored people like me. Maxim’s September 2006 issue has Kaye Abad on the cover, and whoa! Who would have thought this small girl had such a great bod? Chito Miranda must be turning in his grave…

I realize Chito’s not dead yet, but he would probably soon be if Kaye’s seething hot pictures begin driving more and more men mad and desperate enough to actually wanna whack him. There’s even a rumored set of Kaye Abad outtakes Maxim didn’t publish; let’s just say that’s out of deep concern for her old folks and the massive coronary malfunctions they might have upon seeing glossies of Kaye Abad spreading her legs a tad too wide.

Nah, who are we fooling? Who wouldn’t wanna see that?

As we had earlier dropped our nightly mission of cruising the filthy metropolis and saving the universe just to freeze and ogle at Kaye Abad’s nice curves in a recent admittedly much-visited post, I think it’s only irresistibly logical to splash the rest of those Maxim shots on our completely malice-free blog. So here they are. Many thanks to a fine thief who would not be named.